a young boy had just gotten his drivers permit joke

– Texas GardenĦ3 – How do you get a tissue to dance? Put a little boogie in it. – LindyĦ0 – Why did Dracula go to jail? Because he robbed a blood bank! – JessicaĦ1 – How do you make a hankie dance? Put a little boogie in it! – ColleenĦ2 – What’s a French person in the bathroom? A “You’re-a-pee-in” (European). – Pamelaĥ8 – Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the movies? Because he didn’t have the guts! – Jessicaĥ9 – How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide! Cheesy Jokes about Bodily Functionsĥ6 – Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet? He was looking for Pooh :))) – Samĥ7 – What goes “Ha Ha Ha plop?” Someone laughing their head off. Lisaġ8 – Q: What is a koala’s favorite drink? A: A Koka-Koala or a Pina Koala! -Zahra – Brendaġ7 – I was going to cook an alligator, but realized I only had a croc pot. Who who? Is there an owl in here?! – Jennaġ5 – What does a piece of toast wear to bed? His pa-JAM-as – Lakenġ6 – What do you call cows that are laying down? Ground beef. Related: More Funny Animal Jokes for Kidsġ0 – Q: what do cows read with breakfast? A: A moooospaper – Amberġ1 – What do you call a deer with no eyes?-No eye deer (no idea) – Kimġ2 – Why did the fastest cat in school get suspended? Cuz he was a cheetah (cheater) – Candiceġ3 – What do you call a cow that just had a baby? De-calf-inated. Then they start doing other animals and noises they can think of!!) – Keri My kids think its the funniest thing to yell it at the person getting ready to say interrupting cow who!! They just laugh!! The person interrupts the answer by saying MOO!! Hope you get it. Cow who? No, silly cows don’t say whoo cows say moooooo – Jaimie – StaceyĦ – Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! – Tinaħ – Knock knock. 5 – What do you call a dinosaur that does not take a bath? A Stink-o-Saurus.

A young boy had just gotten his drivers permit joke